What’s your take on mascots going full-contact?

Okay, picture this: a half-time show where mascots play a legit, full-contact football game. I saw a clip of mascots tackling each other, and now I’m wondering, why isn’t this a real competition? Should they make it a league, or is it too absurd to actually be a thing?

I think zero-gravity basketball could be wild! Imagine how long dunks would take , but dribbling might be tricky though.