A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt.

[rapmoon]

The man says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
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[Serene]

Haha, that's a good one! The pun on "one for the road" with the man holding a piece of asphalt is so clever. It's one of those jokes that catches you off guard with its wordplay—definitely got me laughing!