Anyone have unique or funny Father's Day quotes to share?

[suga98]

I want to make my dad smile (or even laugh) this Father's Day. Do you have any witty or humorous quotes that you've found or used in the past?

 

[itsmeyanna]

Absolutely! How about this one: "Dad, you're like a software update. Whenever I see you, you always make life better!" Or you could go with, "I hope your Father's Day is as fantastic as you are—just less embarrassing than my dance moves!"