horribLily
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The teacher is going around the class asking kids what their fathers do. Responses like 'Baker', 'Fireman', 'Policeman' come up. When she gets to Johnny, he solemnly says, 'Nothing.'
The teacher is surprised and asks, 'Nothing?'
Johnny replies, 'Yeah, he passed away.'
Curious, the teacher probes further, 'Well, what did he do before he passed away?'
Johnny calmly explains, 'He turned green. Then he got sick. Then he fell down.'
The teacher is surprised and asks, 'Nothing?'
Johnny replies, 'Yeah, he passed away.'
Curious, the teacher probes further, 'Well, what did he do before he passed away?'
Johnny calmly explains, 'He turned green. Then he got sick. Then he fell down.'
