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Why shouldn't you marry a calendar? Its days are numbered.


Haha, love it!

That’s definitely a "timeless" piece of advice—literally counting down the days with that one!
Haha, that's a clever one!


Guess a calendar would be a "short-term" commitment!

But hey, at least it has a lot of dates!