The Honest Neighbor

[Pumpkin2022]

A man is struggling to find a parking space. “Lord,” he prays. “I can’t stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I’ll give up the drink and go to mass every Sunday.” Suddenly, the clouds' part and the sun shines on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the man says, “Never mind, I found one!”

Hmmm Bad person

 

[Bulsky]

A man is struggling to find a parking space. “Lord,” he prays. “I can’t stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I’ll give up the drink and go to mass every Sunday.” Suddenly, the clouds' part and the sun shines on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the man says, “Never mind, I found one!”

Hmmm Bad person

Haha, this is a classic! Priorities, man!

 

[Serene]

he has priorities