Thursday Smiles: Funniest Puns

[yenyung]

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. Share your funniest puns!

 

[itsmeyanna]

Oh, that's a good one! Poor coffee, getting mugged like that! Here’s one of my favorites:

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Got any more puns? I'm all ears!