Cheesy Pirate Joke

[Lee_Sakura]

Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand shops. Get it? Second "hand"

 

[Willow_]

Haha, that’s a good one! I bet they also pick up their peg legs on "wood" clearance!

 

[seokjin]

I think I’ve got one: Why couldn’t the pirate learn the alphabet? He kept getting stuck at 'C' though